With the benefit of hindsight...

Now, I haven't got ill in months, but over the last week I seemed to have developed a interesting range of ailments culminating in an 'orrible cold. I think it might've been stress related - I have been quite busy in and out of work, and also contemplating the OMM this weekend. Did I have the right stuff? Would the weather be relatively ok? Would we manage to run 'B' class? Could I be bothered to get up at silly o'clock on Saturday morning to travel to the event?

The answer to the last question turned out to be 'yes', although, with the benefit of hindsight the answer may be should have been 'no', and, Joanne having turned up at 6am, we headed into the Lakes. Only to find signs saying that the A591 was closed round Thirlmere. We U turned at Troutbeck Bridge, and headed back through Kendal, up Shap Road, and to the A6, being grateful that we had already heard the start line was to be moved nearer to the event centre (it was originally to be 45mins walk!).

The roads in Borrowdale looked damp, and the lake and rivers a bit higher than normal, but nothing too out of the ordinary. We queued down the road to Seathwaite, while people found extra parking spaces on the grass verge (which I'm sure they wished they hadn't done, with hindsight!). We were directed into a spot on the already muddying field, and with 8 minutes to go til our start time of 8:14, grabbed our bags, ran to registration and then charged to the start line, just getting there as 8:15 starts were called! We punched, and then were away.

I was completely running on nervous energy at this point, amazed we'd made it past the start! I found it really hard to keep a steady pace up to the first checkpoint on the top of Seathwaite Fell. Up the top, we started to appreciate how strong the wind was. I love a bit of wind, though, and we ran down toward Sty Head whooping and singing.

As we traversed round to the flanks of Lingmell, the rain started, and at Piers Ghyll we pulled on waterproof trousers. Round, up, beep, down and then up and up and up the long ridge of Great Gable above Gable Beck, into the clag. Up high, the wind proved entertaining, with a some of the gusts providing 'crouch down and hang on' moments. To the next check point, situated at the confluence of two rapidly filling streams for extra interest. From here on, on to Grey Knotts, things did get a little grim - we both started to get really quite cold from the combined effects of wind and by now heavy, continuous rain. I was feeling quite odd.

At this point, I started to question whether this was all worth it, and really just wanted to get down and out of the wind - especially as we couldn't stop to work out exactly where we were. Joanne was determined, though and eventually managed to find the next check point in a ruin in an old slate mine. From here on, it was down all the way, but by no means plain sailing. Warnscale Beck was like nothing else I've ever seen before; in fact, the whole valley just seemed full of water. The paths had become fast moving streams, and the streams had become fully fledged waterfalls; crossing one or two of them proved quite hairy. The sound of the water was incredible and the sight of that much water crashing down to the valley truly impressive.

As we rounded the corner towards Gatescarth and the overnight camp, I wondered where we were going to camp. Buttermere seemed to have doubled in size, and there were a few portaloos sited only 10 metres from the now edge of the lake. I wasn't relishing spending 18 hours in a tent there (it was only 1:35pm), but we'd made it (although even though the weather was hard work, we didn't feel like we'd covered much distance).

However, as we ran the last few metres, we started to meet bedraggled competitors telling us 'its been cancelled'. Not sure whether to believe them, we were then met by one of the organising team confirming the news and telling us to check in with the team there and then make our own way over the Honister Pass back to Borrowdale.

Obediently, we checked in, then turned round and started the trudge over the pass. Water was sluicing down the road and the wind was still gusting strongly. We tried hitching, more for the hell of it than anything else, but then our luck was in! Two other women ahead of us attracted the attention of a passing farm landrover, and we jumped in after them. It turned out the landrover belonged to the owners of Gatescarth Farm in Buttermere, and they very kindly gave us a lift back over Honister to Stonethwaite. I have to admit to feeling somewhat guilty as we rattled along, passing scores of teams slogging their way up the road, wading through floods and being knocked about by squalls.

At Stonethwaite, we began the wade back to the event centre. The floods went from ankle-deep to knee-deep, and we realised we were not going to be driving out of the valley that day. Eventually we were pushing through waist-deep water, against the force of the river - scary and hard work. The road was lined with cars up to the top of the gear sticks in water, and feeling for the owners, I started to worry about whether my own car would be awash, especially as the weather seemed to dictate that sleeping in it that night was the most practical option. It was with much relief, then, that Seathwaite Farm appeared, on higher ground, with most of the event centre fields no worse than a bit soggy at that point. We handed in our dibbers, partook in tea and then the obligatory but earlier than planned Wilf's chili and flapjack (in a rather flooded, slightly scary marquee), then headed back to the car at about 3:30pm. And didn't leave the car until 7:30am (GMT) next morning. With the benefit of hindsight, I should probably have gone to the loo first...

So, we sat in the car until it got dark, refusing to leave, as the rain continued to lash down and the streams swell and the wind blow. I started to worry about the field we were parked in flooding, as water seemed to be making its way into the field. I predicted that, based on the weather forecast, it should stop raining at 6pm. 6pm came and went, and still it rained, and it got dark. 7pm, still raining. Got into sleeping bag in back of car (being glad I bought a car big enough for me to sleep in comfortably - not that that means much!). 2am (GMT) it started to stop raining. By 5am it had, amazingly, stopped raining. At 6:30 was getting light, and I emerged from the car.

The next hour or so was spent in an entertaining car-pushing session. By 7:30, I'd got fed up of waiting for the guys in front of us to move (we were boxed in) and with some unlikely maneuvering, given the amount of mud, managed to make a break for the road (covering some of my car-pushers in mud, for which I am sorry!). Joanne jumped in, and so did a couple of lads who needed a lift to Penrith.

We made our way down the now-miraculously dry Seathwaite road, and on to the main Borrowdale road, which was still only just passable in places. As we drove past the Lodore Falls hotel, they were shifting sandbags (possibly prematurely) and the whole valley was awash.

I was heartily glad to reach Keswick, and then Penrith, where we dropped our the hitchers and picked up Rob. We stopped for breakfast in the Tebay services, 75% of the clientele of which were wearing mud spattered thermal leggings, duvet jackets and making reassuring calls to anxious friends and relatives whilst eating bacon butties and drinking tea. All that remained was to sploosh back to Kendal (luckily managing to pick some of the few open, non-flooded roads to do so), and to start drying out and brewing up.

With the benefit of hindsight, I'd do it all again. But just maybe not next year!